I am proud to declare that I helped to arrange an event to celebrate the Eurovison Song Contest in our local last Saturday.
I happen to believe that Eurovision is an absolutely vital part of British Culture, if only to remind us the depth on contempt in which we are held by the rest of Europe.
Mine host offered two for one on drinks of the country of origin, purchased whist their contestant was performing. Admittedly, the bar was quiet during the Uzbekistan entry so we served the Eurobuffet.
It would have been nice for the United Kingdom entry to win but how on earth could we compete with a transvestite bearded songbird?
Does anyone have Susan Boyle’s phone number?